Football Hottie Christian McCaffrey

Publish date: 2024-05-03

He played for Stanford and was showcased in the 2017 Football Combine. And he has legs, a big bulge, and a big bubble butt that just won't quit.

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by Anonymousreply 263September 19, 2020 3:26 PM

BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING!

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by Anonymousreply 1March 3, 2017 8:36 PM

Ha, he went to my gym. He's packing and is no stranger to the steam room.

by Anonymousreply 2March 3, 2017 8:41 PM

What did his ass look like, R2?

by Anonymousreply 5March 3, 2017 9:00 PM

Wow! He comes from amazing athletic stock.

[quote]His father, Ed McCaffrey, played college football at Stanford and in the NFL (mostly for the Denver Broncos) from 1991 to 2003. His mother, Lisa Sime, played soccer at Stanford. His older brother, Max, played football at Duke University. His younger brother, Dylan, is the #4 rated quarterback in the nation by 247sports.com and has committed to the University of Michigan. His youngest brother, Luke, has multiple offers for football. [32][33] His uncle, Billy McCaffrey, played college basketball at Duke University and Vanderbilt University. His maternal grandfather is Dave Sime, an Olympic track star.[34]

And he blows really well, too!

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by Anonymousreply 6March 3, 2017 9:05 PM

He has gayface so I'm not surprised about the steamroom rumor.

by Anonymousreply 9March 3, 2017 9:14 PM

^ The one on the right. Unfortunately, hIs hot friend isn't identified in the Instagram post.

by Anonymousreply 12March 3, 2017 9:33 PM

He is identified, R12. His name is Brandon Simmons and he plays for Stanford, too.

by Anonymousreply 13March 3, 2017 9:48 PM

Oops! My bad. I didn't notice the tag. Thanks for that, R13.

by Anonymousreply 14March 3, 2017 9:53 PM

Well, now. This is more like it, DL!

by Anonymousreply 16March 3, 2017 11:47 PM

There's a whole thread on this guy.

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by Anonymousreply 17March 3, 2017 11:56 PM

Awesome. Thanks, R17! I did a search, but obviously not thorough enough.

by Anonymousreply 18March 3, 2017 11:58 PM

OMG he's beautiful! How does one get skin as smooth and clear as his? He's virtually flawless.

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by Anonymousreply 19March 4, 2017 12:13 AM

Certain athletes just have really great skin. Gymnast Jake Dalton has great skin too. must be the diet and exercise. Also doesn't sweating help the skin?

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by Anonymousreply 20March 4, 2017 12:20 AM

[quote] Lordy!

[quote] Yum Yummy Yum

Oh look everybody, Beverly Leslie has joined us in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 21March 4, 2017 12:21 AM

Gentlemen - Please wipe your toothless mouths, I can see the drool thru my screen.

by Anonymousreply 23March 4, 2017 12:34 AM

[quote]What looks thick?

The thiamese kitty with the runny nothe thitting on the window thill, Rothe.

by Anonymousreply 24March 4, 2017 1:01 AM

His dad was a total hottie in his prime.

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by Anonymousreply 25March 4, 2017 1:13 AM

I can't wait to invite him to prayer circle!

by Anonymousreply 26March 4, 2017 1:21 AM

^^Well, he might be bulging, as any male would in compression shorts, but, let's get real here - that's a tiny bulge. ^^ I present to you - Nelson Evora.

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by Anonymousreply 29March 4, 2017 3:36 AM

So that GIANT BULGE and other oversized appendages are off to the Carolina Panthers. Mmm mmn good!

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by Anonymousreply 32April 28, 2017 7:06 PM

My Goodness he's fast! (Keep your eye on the bubble...if you can)

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by Anonymousreply 33April 28, 2017 7:17 PM

How can I get me sum Nelson Evora?

๐Ÿคค

by Anonymousreply 35July 30, 2017 9:42 PM

From R34's photo : is he the team's 'service' boy?

by Anonymousreply 39July 31, 2017 4:32 AM

He's reallly fucking hot!!! Yum!!

by Anonymousreply 40July 31, 2017 4:32 AM

A white running back!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

by Anonymousreply 41July 31, 2017 6:54 PM

He was great at training camp

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by Anonymousreply 51August 4, 2017 5:15 PM

I went to high school with his father. Thats all i got.

by Anonymousreply 57August 5, 2017 4:51 PM

Fuck this kid. Look at this MF....Luke Kuechly

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by Anonymousreply 60August 5, 2017 6:32 PM

He doesn't even look real.

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by Anonymousreply 62August 5, 2017 6:35 PM

Luke is a devastating linebacker who is a beast

by Anonymousreply 64August 5, 2017 6:44 PM

R34 This specific picture is incredibly hot.

by Anonymousreply 65August 5, 2017 6:47 PM

I was same year as him at Stanford and we lived in same apartment building year (just off University Ave in "downtown" Palo Alto). Nice guy but not wildly good looking. He is built like a God though. On a few occasions, saw him free balling in sweats. Now THAT was a nice way to start the morning!

by Anonymousreply 66August 5, 2017 6:51 PM

They are calling him "Big Mc"

by Anonymousreply 74August 8, 2017 1:43 AM

Yes please may I have some more?

by Anonymousreply 75August 8, 2017 3:22 AM

He did okay last night, against the Texans; had a 12-yard run, but overall 33 rushing yards on seven carries

by Anonymousreply 78August 10, 2017 12:50 PM

Brotractive, if that. More like meh.

by Anonymousreply 81August 26, 2017 6:43 PM

He looks like he's kept a very clean hole from a young age.

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by Anonymousreply 82August 26, 2017 6:48 PM

Love his fit athletic cleancut hotness

by Anonymousreply 83August 26, 2017 6:57 PM

I know this is an unpopular opinion but I actually think he was the best thing about The Normal Heart. Yes, even better than Bomer and Ruffalo.

by Anonymousreply 86August 26, 2017 7:01 PM

He is just so hot, the protypical jock I love

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by Anonymousreply 87August 26, 2017 7:02 PM

R82 He was in The Normal Heart?

by Anonymousreply 90August 26, 2017 7:11 PM

Please clarify, r86. If he were in the Normal Heart, he would certainly have been the best thing about it.

by Anonymousreply 91August 26, 2017 7:16 PM

I liked Matt Bomer in TNH. I like him in everything.

by Anonymousreply 92August 26, 2017 7:18 PM

This footballist could have played Ned Weeks.

by Anonymousreply 93August 26, 2017 7:18 PM

I'm getting his jeRsey for Labor Day

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by Anonymousreply 94August 26, 2017 7:29 PM

He is a total bottom who prefers African American men!

by Anonymousreply 98August 29, 2017 9:27 AM

NO! he's a total cuddler who prefers ME!

by Anonymousreply 99August 29, 2017 10:52 PM

Shannon Sharpe(Hall of Fame T.E.) gave Christian the ultimate compliment: "he has shimmy hips when he runs just like a black man."

by Anonymousreply 108September 23, 2017 1:00 AM

Yes, he is built like a hot black dude. He has a lot of swag too.

by Anonymousreply 110September 30, 2017 2:55 PM

I was just watching a Dateline about the end game of OJ Simpson. They showed vintage of footage of OJ running with the football and damn if the commentary didn't mention OJ's "shimmy hips." And this was back in the 70s!

Who knew?

by Anonymousreply 112October 1, 2017 11:08 AM

GOOD grief! He's like the dude I was special order in the future when we can buy fantasy males.

by Anonymousreply 114October 1, 2017 2:44 PM

Totally gay, acting all "macho" trying to hide it.

by Anonymousreply 115October 1, 2017 3:03 PM

Nope, don't make up wild lies dude.

by Anonymousreply 116October 1, 2017 3:07 PM

super cute great personality he's a bottom tho

by Anonymousreply 120October 8, 2017 9:16 PM

Heโ€™s hot, not cute. Heโ€™s a grown ass man football player with a jacked bod.

by Anonymousreply 121October 8, 2017 9:25 PM

The boy comes from good stock. His father had a sweet ass back in the day. I rode up an escalator behind him at the Denver Pavillions once, and I had an eye level view of his ass the whole way up. The only time I haven't been annoyed by someone standing still on an escalator instead of walking up it.

by Anonymousreply 126December 22, 2017 6:47 PM

I like the guy second from right. Who is he?

by Anonymousreply 131January 12, 2018 1:45 AM

Dude on right is Max McCaffrey. Absolute hottie.

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by Anonymousreply 132January 12, 2018 2:02 AM

Can't decide if beautiful Christian pings my gaydar, but my bidar is starting to work and I'm getting a reading -- so young the "tells" may not have surfaced yet.

by Anonymousreply 135January 12, 2018 2:29 AM

Man I wanna see this studs dick pics. Make no mistake someone has them, they'll get leaked eventually. A sex tape would be fucking hot.

by Anonymousreply 136January 16, 2018 7:39 PM

His butt ainโ€™t all that. Most of his teammates probably have more impressive butts

by Anonymousreply 139February 6, 2018 3:39 PM

Mom & dad did quite nicely. The entire family is hot. Christian's younger brother Dylan is a freshman at Michigan.

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by Anonymousreply 140February 7, 2018 6:47 AM

I agree, R139. It looks quite flat at R137 - muscular but flattish. His brother at R140 looks quite a bit hotter to me.

by Anonymousreply 141February 7, 2018 6:49 AM

People on DL drool over white football players, although the sport is predominantly filled with sizzling hot black players.

by Anonymousreply 142February 7, 2018 1:56 PM

^ Iโ€™m here to attend to it

by Anonymousreply 144February 7, 2018 2:45 PM

McCaffrey, McCaffrey, there's no one like McCaffrey

He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity

His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare

And when you reach the scene of crime McCaffrey's not there!

by Anonymousreply 145February 7, 2018 2:51 PM

Younger McCaffrey is already bagging pussy.

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by Anonymousreply 148March 26, 2018 1:30 AM

Christian seems to be the best looking ones, the others have busted faces.

by Anonymousreply 151March 27, 2018 1:57 AM

Christian has an ideal physique

by Anonymousreply 153March 30, 2018 1:08 PM

The McCaffreys made some damn fine looking kids.

by Anonymousreply 158June 18, 2018 6:07 AM

They had all boys? Poor mom!

by Anonymousreply 159June 18, 2018 7:01 AM

So...how many times a day do you think he prays? calls someone a faggot? and talks about his support for Trump?

Any guesses?

by Anonymousreply 161June 18, 2018 10:45 AM

AAHAHAH R162, so...you don't leave the house much.

by Anonymousreply 163June 18, 2018 11:08 AM

[quote]So...how many times a day do you think he prays?

Does this count?

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by Anonymousreply 165June 18, 2018 12:45 PM

Brother Luke probably prays, too. No stats so far on how many times a day either calls someone "faggot."

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by Anonymousreply 166June 18, 2018 12:46 PM

What's wrong with praying?

Incidentally, did you know that in 2017 the percentage of Catholics who favor same sex marriage (67%) was higher than the number of Americans at large (62%).

by Anonymousreply 167June 18, 2018 12:56 PM

Uh the overwhelming majority of Americans identity as Christian and pray. Deal with it.

by Anonymousreply 168June 18, 2018 1:18 PM

r166 iโ€™m okay with being called a faggot. most guys slap my ass when they call me that.

by Anonymousreply 169June 18, 2018 1:29 PM

R37 says "Meh. Pasta without salt."

So you wouldn't drain him?

by Anonymousreply 170June 18, 2018 1:35 PM

I don't find Christian as attractive as his brothers.

by Anonymousreply 171June 18, 2018 1:57 PM

[quote]Uh the overwhelming majority of Americans identity as Christian and pray. Deal with it.

Uh...thanks Professor Used Tampon. I was not aware of that! FOH

by Anonymousreply 172June 19, 2018 12:36 PM

Omg I want to fuck all of them.

by Anonymousreply 174July 5, 2018 2:07 AM

They are all amazingly hot. How is that possible? And which one is gay?

by Anonymousreply 175July 5, 2018 5:03 AM

r175 The odds are not in your favor since there's only 4

by Anonymousreply 176July 5, 2018 5:13 AM

So Christian is cut. There go half of is fans on DL.

by Anonymousreply 178July 22, 2018 1:53 PM

[QUOTE]The odds are not in your favor since there's only 4

At least one of those boys likes dick.

by Anonymousreply 179July 22, 2018 1:55 PM

He's going to ruin his brain playing football and he could do any sport he wants.

by Anonymousreply 183August 7, 2018 12:59 PM

Perhaps but football is like the apex Alpha sport. Athletic guys gravitate toward it if they are able to play well.

by Anonymousreply 184August 7, 2018 1:10 PM

I like to eat his fun hole

by Anonymousreply 185August 7, 2018 4:01 PM

All those boys under one roof. Can you just imagine the reek of spunk, jocks, and socks their mom must have to contend with?

by Anonymousreply 187August 7, 2018 11:36 PM

R37,yes. In ten years he'll be lipless and bloated. And squamous -cell carcinomaed.

by Anonymousreply 191August 16, 2018 8:57 PM

Cam Newton on Christian McCaffreyโ€™s 184-yard performance: โ€œThis is not a fluke.โ€

by Anonymousreply 192September 23, 2018 11:03 PM

His 2 brothers (in the middle) are very good-looking.

Is the whole family from Colorado?

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by Anonymousreply 193September 24, 2018 11:10 AM

Holy shit they are all gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 196November 24, 2018 6:31 AM

They go to my family's church in Highlands Ranch - very friendly, down-to-earth people, despite their fame and beauty.

by Anonymousreply 197November 24, 2018 7:57 AM

Carolina Panthers sophomore running back Christian McCaffrey joined LaDainian Tomlinson and Matt Forte as the only running backs to record 1,000 rushing yards and 100 receptions in the same season.

by Anonymousreply 200December 23, 2018 7:58 PM

So which one in his family is gay?

by Anonymousreply 201December 23, 2018 8:07 PM

Iโ€™d still fuck the dad first. Christian has nice eyes the other three are hot but boring.

by Anonymousreply 204December 23, 2018 8:41 PM

Sexy studly football player!

by Anonymousreply 205December 23, 2018 8:45 PM

Doesn't compare to mah boo Arthur Lynch (who admittedly isn't playing anymore)

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by Anonymousreply 206December 23, 2018 8:53 PM

CMC is Much hotter and has swag. That white boy above is so dulll

by Anonymousreply 207December 23, 2018 9:16 PM

Arthur lynch looks like a boring lay, hot boring lay though.

by Anonymousreply 208December 23, 2018 9:27 PM

Arthur Lynch has his own thread, r206.

by Anonymousreply 209December 24, 2018 12:10 AM

Nice bod, but not handsome.

by Anonymousreply 211January 12, 2019 4:39 AM

R210 That's funny. A certain closeted NFL quarterback was just at that concert with his gaggle of fag hags.

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by Anonymousreply 214March 24, 2019 11:08 PM

Heโ€™s very professional, hardworking, smart. Wish he was just a bit taller โ€” 5โ€™11โ€™โ€™ limits pass options but makes him a good punt returner

by Anonymousreply 220May 22, 2019 6:13 AM

R20, I think sweating does help the skin.

We're never going to look like this kid, but I'm eating more salads and working out these days.

by Anonymousreply 222July 5, 2019 5:43 PM

A beautiful bro and family of jocks ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ

by Anonymousreply 223July 5, 2019 5:54 PM

I think this kid started working out as soon as he could walk!

by Anonymousreply 224July 5, 2019 6:12 PM

And he has elite genetics

by Anonymousreply 225July 5, 2019 6:20 PM

Lovely view from the rear:

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by Anonymousreply 230September 8, 2019 8:22 PM

Heโ€™s so fucking hot . . .

by Anonymousreply 231September 8, 2019 8:30 PM

This rookie's sniffin' the cookies!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 233September 8, 2019 8:31 PM

Check out Brock Yurich, an actor/bodybuilder/filmmaker who looks almost freakishly like Christian McCaffrey in some pix.

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by Anonymousreply 234September 8, 2019 8:38 PM

IT RHYMES WITH COOKIE, YOU DUNCE!

by Anonymousreply 236September 8, 2019 8:47 PM

R234

I just discovered Brock Yurich is openly gay.

SOMEONE START A THREAD DEVOTED TO THIS HOT PIECE OF MAN ASS!!!

by Anonymousreply 237September 8, 2019 8:49 PM

Live look at Run CMC in Charlotte

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by Anonymousreply 238September 8, 2019 9:31 PM

[quote] I just discovered Brock Yurich is openly gay.

Brock has been the subject of several threads over the years, but none recently. I got to know him a few years ago, and heโ€™s a very nice guy who is fiercely opposed to tRump and the Repukes. He also loves shelter dogs and has worked to get pups adopted. He is currently trying to get a movie filmed for which he wrote the screenplay. Itโ€™s called โ€œTest,โ€ and is about a gay bodybuilder in rural Ohio, where heโ€™s from.

by Anonymousreply 239September 9, 2019 2:00 AM

Yes to R234 and R239, Brock is a really nice guy with a big heart, a lot of intelligence, and great politics. Do you agree that he looks A LOT like Christian McCaffrey in certain pix?

by Anonymousreply 240September 9, 2019 5:06 AM

Christian McCaffery every game

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by Anonymousreply 241October 6, 2019 9:06 PM

HE. HIT. EM. WITH. THE. JUKE.

@run__cmc | #KeepPoundin

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by Anonymousreply 242October 6, 2019 9:09 PM

๐Ÿ’ฅ SUPER MCCAFFREY ๐Ÿ’ฅ

(via @thecheckdown)

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by Anonymousreply 243October 7, 2019 2:27 AM

McCaffrey turned the field into a slip 'n slide ๐Ÿ˜ณ

#CARvsTB (via @Panthers)

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by Anonymousreply 244October 13, 2019 8:23 PM

The entire family is hot. If his parents had a daughter she would have been a stunner.

by Anonymousreply 245October 13, 2019 8:43 PM

Christian McCaffrey the model

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by Anonymousreply 249March 28, 2020 12:40 PM

Iโ€™ll take your Nelson Evora R35, and raise you a Felix Sanchez.

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by Anonymousreply 250March 28, 2020 11:10 PM

Bitch gets some good dick. She went from Danny Amendola to this hunk of burning love.

by Anonymousreply 254April 1, 2020 8:35 PM

Christian McCaffrey is becoming the highest-paid RB in NFL history, per @AdamSchefter.

Panthers star is signing a four-year extension worth $16M per year ๐Ÿ’ธ @brgridiron

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by Anonymousreply 255April 13, 2020 9:13 PM

๐–˜๐–™๐–š๐–“๐–™ ๐–’๐–”๐–‰๐–Š ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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by Anonymousreply 260August 2, 2020 2:45 AM

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